If I won £1,000,000 I would…
by Harry Ford
1. Buy a Spotify ad to tell Nick at work that he is a cock every 3 songs
2. Pay for the assassination of Michael Mcintyre
3. Make and star in my own Evil Dead movie
4. Wrap Graham Norton in bubble wrap and push him down Ben Nevis
5. Buy some good looking friends to play Halo with
6. Buy a helicopter and project animal porn onto Downing street
7. Buy 6 iPads and use them as place mats at my table
8. Sue George Lucas for soiling my childhood with Indiana Jones 4
9. Pay for the Outnumbered children to sit in on meetings with David Cameron and Nick Clegg.
10. Hire mercenaries to take over SeaLand
11. Buy some love just to prove the Beatles wrong!
Add your own in the comments section if you have any just as awesome ideas.
Comments
Why did you wrap Graham Norton in bubble wrap?
It cost that little bit extra!
Its less entertaining
But serious we need more mad people to win the lotto, the entertainment factor is really high!
lol, hilarious!
Very enjoyable post, excellent ideas! (sans Michael McIntyre’s assassination. Are you just jealous of his hair?)